What can we say about gold that hasn’t already been said before? Gold is gold. It’s the absolute tops. It’s the most valuable kind of metal that most people can readily think of. Gold can’t be beat, at least in an Olympic contest anyway. And you know what else can’t be beaten? Gold paper. Instilled with all the value and charm of the real deal, gold paper (and Paperzone) saves you the trouble of running that extra mile, quite literally in some cases, by being both fashionable and functional. So instead of troubling yourself with training for the big day or slaving away in the mines for precious ore, gold paper instead can be neatly delivered to your doorstep, free of toil. But you better strike it rich quick, because when one person demands gold, everyone wants a piece of the proverbial pie. So buy some gold paper while the vein is fresh, you never know when it could run out.